Dragon’s Rage
In a faraway land, there was a dragon named Dracul. Dracul was unlike any other dragon in the kingdom. He was a friendly dragon who loved to spend his days exploring the forest and making new friends. One day, while exploring the forest, Dracul stumbled upon a talking ear of corn. The corn was different […]
Fish Dentist
AI Prompt: gary is a chocolate chip cookie that dreams of becoming a professional wrestler. one day while training to become a wrestler gary is walking past a birthday party and becomes tangled in balloons. he floats up into the sky.up in the sky gary meets a canada goose named francine. francine helps gary safely […]
Cookie Captain
AI Prompt: gary is a chocolate chip cookie that dreams of becoming a professional wrestler. however, gary’s parents do not approve of his decision. gary’s parents are a thirty two year old polish american sausage vendor and a jumbo bag of circus peanuts named clarissa. clarissa speaks english poorly as french is her first language. […]
Chorizo cookies
I baked a cake today. A birthday cake. Red velvet. I enjoy baking. I’m better at baking bread than cake. Bread requires fewer ingredients. Usually. Yeah. Bread has more steps but fewer ingredients. There’s kneading, which is some work. But it’s pleasant. And I like the whole yeast thing. I get a cup of water, […]
Goose farts
In the time between compact disks and streaming, we had mp3s. A person would use software to search for music and download the music from other users. It was fun. Back then internet connections were garbage, so I spent a lot of time hunting for users who had good connection speed and a lot of […]
Shovel reptile
I’ve been reading Digging Up the Past by Edwin Colbert. I bought the book a couple of years ago. I was excited about the lystrosaurus and continental drift. The lystrosaurus (meaning shovel reptile) was a funny looking reptile that was built like a pig. I say funny looking. I’m being kind. That said, the lystrosaurus […]